Best ad ever

I found this want ad on craigslist. Best ad ever. If you’re an IT person looking for a job, take a look below:

Wanted:

Designer who is not all high and mighty and can be at our beck and call.

HTML
Database Management
Basic Graphic Design
Work within the parameters of the existing marketing/IT material.

Drinks coffee, baths, can speak in sentences and understands the definition of ‘deadline’.

Serious inquiries only, well compensated.